「笨蛋請舉手～」...四隻手默默舉起。
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耶！我們要去布達佩斯玩囉！昨晚興沖沖地打包、今天早上四點起床、一到巴士站巴士就來了、六點半準時到達機場、望著櫃檯長長的隊沾沾自喜我們已經線上check-in還自己印了登機證沒有給Ryan Air坑到£15一份的列印費嘿嘿、排爆滿的安檢排到最短的隊、七點鐘人已經進到航廈，一切都太順利啦～。
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我們抵達登機門，坐在位子上等，「讓他們排吧！我們東西很少，最後再上飛機就行了。」嗯嗯好。
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過了好久人潮都沒動。又過了一會兒終於動了。又過了一會奇怪這飛機到底多大怎麼隊伍沒有底的！？....搭過Ryan Air的人應該已經預見了我們的宿命：我.們.錯.過.我.們.的.飛.機.了。
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怎麼忽然布達佩斯登機門就關啦啦啦，這些人怎麼是在排隊坐飛機去波爾圖啊啊啊
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雖然知道拜託也沒用但還是試了一下。嗯，果然沒用～地勤說「下一班飛布達佩斯是三小時後我可以幫你們轉」，《太好了！》，「但要加價£100...」，《...QQ》，「...£100一人」《😱😱😱😱😱》，「(保持禮貌但流露出這種事俺見多了的表情) 不然你們再想一下」，《(掏錢包)....可以簽卡嗎？》
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與此同時，餘光瞄到一名洋人壯漢跟旁邊的櫃檯怒曰：「太扯了但我八點就到了啊！」（默默地覺得還好不是只有我們這麼笨啊，登機門無縫接軌真的很confusing好嗎）
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Super excited about our Budapest trip!
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Woke up at 4am, the coach came just as we got to the bus stop, arrived at Stanstead airport on time at 6:30am, skipped the queue and saved the £15pp printing fee as we had checked-in online and printed our own boarding pass (win), sped through the security check, got to the terminal at 7am. Everything was smooth as.
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45mins before our flight departure, people had started lining up at the gate. "We don't have much carry-on, we will just sit here and get on last" Yea sure!
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The line didn't move for a long time. Oh finally it started moving slowly. It moved a little more. Hmm still so many people, where is the end of this queue? Wait hold on, how big is this airplane!? Surely it can't fit so many!? ....For those of you that had flown Ryan Air before, you probably can guess what happened next: WE MISSED OUR FLIGHT.
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All these people were lining up for Porto, not Budapest anymore Ahhhwhaaaaatwhyyyy
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Anyway long story short, we paid £100 to get on the next flight - each - Just like the guy next to us shouting: "This is ridiculous BUT I WAS HERE SINCE 8am!" (Guy, we feel you. But good to know that we were not the only clueless people at that gate this morning...)
#fail #錯過 #ryanair #廉航 #太笨了 #搞笑 #冤大頭 #好睏
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